Ha ha, it's no choke! Hotel Bristol Palin owner's fatal 'gagging order' tragedy

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 27 May 2010

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What the chambermaids were doing slumped over a side-order of coleslaw is beyond speculation

Hamburg - (Medium Rare): Billionaire hotel owner Dieter Bock has died after gagging on a steak sandwich ordered from room service at one of his flagship hotels.

The body of the 71 year-old proprietor of the Bristol Palin in Berlin hotel, was found by Atlantic Hotel chambermaids slumped over a side-salad.

A preliminary postmortem examination says Bock may have found the meet (sic) 'a delicacy too hard to swallow'.

Named by his parents in recognition of the Atkins Diet Diet-er Bock also owned the Cravenbunch Hotel in Frankfurt and the 007 Tomorrow Never Fries movie hotel the Atlantic.

"What the chambermaids were doing slumped over a side-order of coleslaw is beyond speculation," a Hamburger forensics department sauce commented.

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