Bristol Palin Hits The Hypocrite Circuit!

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Tuesday, 18 May 2010

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Beginning in Horse Muffin, Arkansas, Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol will be going on her speaking tour that will last until school starts again, unless discouraged.

Calling in old political favors, Palin's mother Sarah has her daughter lined up to make speeches to many young people's conferences and events all summer long.

"I want the best for all the teens across this great and wide country of ours and you don't need to get off on the wrong foot by getting knocked up before you get out of high school", she told a reporter in Little Rock, who was following her around trying to catch a glimpse of Sarah.

"I realize that today's teen is..teens are under tremendous pleasure...pressure to give in and try to be like everyone else or like what they THINK everybody else is doing."

"Yeah, OK Great, Bristol! Is Mom coming by today."

"I never know."

Bristol, the unmarried mother of three small children says that she would love to be able to get her message through to hundreds of thousands of kids before she finishes her speaking schedule in September, in Bear Wallow, Kentucky.

"I just hope that one day.."

"HEY HERE COMES SARAH NOW!!!"

"I just hope.."

"SHADDUPP!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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