Bristol Palin's Ex-Boyfriend Plans to Expose Himself

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Thursday, 8 October 2009


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Levi Johnson (not shown here) plans to expose his genitals to the world.

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin reacted with shock and disbelief as her daughter Bristol's 19-year-old ex-boyfriend and father of her grandchild Levi Johnson announced to the world that he was going to pose nude for Playgirl Magazine.

"I hope he wears a sock over his ding dong", Palin stated. "I don't want to see my grandbaby's father's manhood hanging out for all the world to see!"

Palin claimed that God would punish Levi for exposing his "private parts". "God told Adam and Eve to put some clothes on. I'm sure he'd say the same thing to Levi", the Christian Evangelical ex-governor stated.

Johnson's ex-girlfriend Bristol couldn't have been more pleased. "I want everyone to see why I got pregnant", she told the news media.

Locker room friends state that Johnson has a "huge Wiley" and he simply wants to show it off. Other sources claim that Johnson is in serious financial trouble and needs the money Playgirl is offering.

"I've heard he could get $500,000 for this shoot", said Johnson's mother Sherry Johnson. "I want the world to know the wonderful son I have produced. I'm so proud of him!"

Sherry was arrested last year on an undercover drug sting operation by Alaska state troopers.

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