Judge orders Palin baby to be given to Levi's mother

Funny story written by jansal

Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Palin baby not happy with judge's decision

The judge who is presiding over the case of the Palin/Johnston child custody suit is being "judged" himself as the people of Alaska are storming the courthouse in protest of his decision.

Judge Ronald McStine, having 30 years on the bench in Baked Alaska has been very careful in making his decision in this matter since the parties concerned are all quite well known.

Sara Palin, the grandmother has been quite outspoken regarding who should have custody of her grandson. Her daughter, Willow has been seen weeping in her mother's arms in the courthouse as the judge ponders over the papers before him.

The biological father, Levi Johnston was seen running to the courtroom in his underwear, while hopping into his clothes to appear in court. The young man was in between photo shoots but still wanted to be there for his son to show his concern for the proceedings.

The court bailiff raised his hand to signify "quiet in the courtroom" and the judge looked sternly out across all gathered there, eagerly awaiting his decision.

The judge looking over his glasses, cleared his throat and rustled the papers in front of him. All sat up straight and looked directly at the judge in anticipation.

"Ladies and gentlemen and all concerned members of this matter" he said in a stern voice.

"It is my decision, after careful consideration of all persons concerned, that the child in question shall be given in full custody to the best person capable of caring for this child, the paternal grandmother. I further grant full visitation rights to anybody who wants to visit by appointment with the grandmother".

He banged his gavel and said "court adjourned".

A woman in the last seat of the courtroom was heard to moan loudly, as she fainted.

The courtroom was abuzz with questioning looks from all, as Levi Johnston ran to the aid of his mother.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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