Written by Knowles

Sunday, 23 May 2010

When a truck load of beer ends up on the roadside you'd kind of forgive those with a thirst for the sweet nectar of the God's.

This actually happened, so my respects to the families involved in this odd tragedy.

Now from what I have found out five people died on the spot and more than 15 were seriously injured after a Toyota Hiace minibus, in which they were travelling, was hit from behind by a beer-laden truck and trailer which lost control on Nkana Road in Ndola, Africa.

When the beer fell to the roadside scores of Ndola residents scrambled for the crates of beer after the accident.

It was unfortunate for the scavengers as there were bee's close by, wanting a drop of the spill.

So, nature being nature, the beer lover's were stung by the swarm of bee's that swooped on the golden spoils.

The local hospital reported numerous people with multiple bee stings, some serious.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Beer, Africa, accident, Bees




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