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Funny story: Killer Bees Responsible For Butterfly Extinction

Killer Bees Responsible For Butterfly Extinction

A team of researchers has concluded that the fate of a species of butterfly was decided by a particularly aggressive type of Killer Bee. Research into the Emperor Penguin butterfly had told experts that the species was close to extinction, and, in...

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Funny story: Bees are Dying Out Because They are Stupid

Bees are Dying Out Because They are Stupid

Scientists have recently discovered a fact about bees that has been staring us in the face for hundreds of years. Bees are, in fact, really, really thick. A report for the "Old Scientist" has stated that in tests bees have the IQ of a subnormal n...

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Funny story: Swarm of bees make honey in a UK Nissan!

Swarm of bees make honey in a UK Nissan!

In Yorkshire, UK, the world turns slightly different and one of their main ports, Hull, seems to have gone "Bee Shape" as a swarm of bees decided to make honey in a Japanese Nissan. The bees were evacuated from their normal home due to lack of bus...

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Funny story: Woman Stung By Bees Vows Revenge

Woman Stung By Bees Vows Revenge

A California woman stung more than 1,000 times by a swarm of bees is expected to be okay, but has vowed revenge on the bees that stung her. "Apparently," said a close friend of the woman "these bees swarmed towards her, and, taking advantage of he...

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Funny story: China Accused of Raising Work Drones For Factories

China Accused of Raising Work Drones For Factories

Apparently China has been giving children plenty of sweets over the years to get them to work for very low wages and not to get bored. China denies the fact that thousands of those former children are now working long hours and have been for many...

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Funny story: Killer Bees Invade Los Angeles

Killer Bees Invade Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Los Angeles are that a group of African Killer Bees have invaded the city. A spokesperson for the city Hugo Tippertock stated that the AKB's came in from Arizona and they have started to fight with the European...

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Funny story: Bees Awarded Nobel Prize

Bees Awarded Nobel Prize

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - The Nobel Prize Committee announced today that it has awarded the Nobel Prize for Economic Science to Apis mellifera. Abdon Edelberg, a spokesman for the committee, said, "Usually we award this prize to a great academic researc...

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Funny story: Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...

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Funny story: Rise in bees turning girls off university

Rise in bees turning girls off university

More and more girls are avoiding universities because of the increase in bees observed in academia. Female school-leavers are now 50 per cent less likely than males to end up at university. Many girls really hate bees, and the thought of being...

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Funny story: My life as a man #08

My life as a man #08

I really want to know just what it is about men that women dislike so much? I mean, why do you women bother with us men at all? We are no longer a biological necessity because you women conned men into tossing off in cups (HOW HARD WAS THAT?) in order to build huge genetic banks from which you may make withdrawals, so you women can pick and choose certain physical and mental traits for your...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo And The Zombie Bees Scare

Honey Boo Boo And The Zombie Bees Scare

MCINTYRE, Georgia - Filming on the popular hit TLC cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was interrupted after a swarm of zombie bees showed up at the Shannon-Thompson household backyard picnic. June "Mama" Shannon, 32, and her live-in partner Mike...

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Funny story: Babbacombe Man In Bee-Keeping Balls-Up

Babbacombe Man In Bee-Keeping Balls-Up

A man from Babbacombe, Torquay, has become involved in a bee-keeping furore that has caused confusion and outtrage among local residents. Bobby Babbington, 52, who lives in Alphabet Lane, Babbacombe, began b-keeping as a hobby and has amassed a co...

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Funny story: Satellite spots massive swarm of vampire bees 'heading for Balmoral'

Satellite spots massive swarm of vampire bees 'heading for Balmoral'

Edinburgh - Hatched during freakish Indian Summer conditions the airborne colony was spotted by NASA amid reports of a low-flying 'swastika formation' from somewhere near the defunct Chernobyl nuclear reactor. Enhanced imagery shows the swarm quee...

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Funny story: Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fukushima - Is it a bird, is it a plane...or is it a luminescent mutant bee swarm mimicking a UFO? The strange aerial formation was spotted high above Fukushima's tsunami-ravaged nuclear power complex during Wednesday's eclipsed full moon penumbra...

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Funny story: Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

New York - Millions of bees are converging on New York ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Swarms have been spotted flying in bizarre geometric formations likened to crop circle patterns seen in the UK's Wiltshire/Hampshire UFO beltway. Yesterd...

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Funny story: Ronnie Corbett to have painful leg-lengthening surgery

Ronnie Corbett to have painful leg-lengthening surgery

One of our reporters recently sat down with well-know comedian and beekeeper, Ronnie Corbett to discuss his decision at 71 yrs. of age, to have painful leg-lengthening surgery. First, a little background for Ronnie Corbett fans who may think of him ONLY as a short bespectacled comedian. Ronnie was born in 1930, in Scotland and attended Grammar School, not immediately after his birth, but eve...

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Funny story: Elderly lady swells up!

Elderly lady swells up!

What began as relatively normal day came within a whisker of turning into a tragedy for the Beekman family of Worcester yesterday. Bert Beekman and his wife Elsie were looking forward to a visit from their three children, their partners, and their...

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