African Editions of National Georgraphic Magazine Feature Naked Caucasians

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Sunday, 16 May 2010


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They all want to see the naked, American tribal women

Business managers for the Kenyan edition of National Georgraphic admit that they are turning the tables on the traditional magazine. While most copies will show naked African, South American, or Pacific Island natives without their clothing, the newest African edition will showcase at least one article in each issue showing naked European or American people.

Mojaumbo Guttanga, managing editor of the Kenyan publication center for the magazine, said that "we are sure our people want to see how naked caucasians look in their natural environment. Nude beaches in France or Brazil or nudists colonies in California are sure to be a special interest to our young and impressionable children."

"Our kids can look around any day and see what a naked black person looks like, but it isn't that often that they can see pictures of naked white people (if they don't have the internet or access to American porno magazines). We don't want to neglect this aspect of their education."

"We understand that Americans like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are often seen naked or without underwear in public. We want our articles to describe why and show this to our people to teach them the ways of the successful, economic countries of the world."

"As always, our National Georgraphic photographers will be the best in the world and our photo quality of these naked white women will be unbeatable."

Persons outside of Europe wanting to buy the African edition of National Geographic may contact the magazine offices in their own country for pricing information.

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