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Funny story: Food Vendors Formed Around Motorcycle Accident

Food Vendors Formed Around Motorcycle Accident

Sometimes, you think you've seen everything, but then you see something to make you realize you haven't, and that was exactly the case earlier today when a man who thought he had seen everything, saw something else to make him realize he hadn't. A…

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Funny story: Hammock Collapsed, Whilst Man's Wife Was Sleeping In It

Hammock Collapsed, Whilst Man's Wife Was Sleeping In It

Hammocks are a 'cool' way to relax and enjoy a rest, and are known for their comfort and ability to gently rock to sleep anyone in need of a long nap - until they collapse, that is! And, despite what you might think, hammocks collapse with alarmin…

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Funny story: Child's Bag Was Open

Child's Bag Was Open

A teacher working at a school has told of an incident in which a child at the school where he works was spotted in the establishment's playground with a backpack that was unzipped. The incident occurred at a local school where teacher Moys Kenwood…

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Funny story: Cotton Bud Became Lodged In Ear Canal

Cotton Bud Became Lodged In Ear Canal

Personal hygiene is of the utmost importance, particularly in times such as we are living through with the Coroonavirus pandemic, but things were taken just a little bit too far by one man this week, when a cotton bud he was using to clean his ears o…

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Funny story: Man Was Misled Over Girl's Injuries

Man Was Misled Over Girl's Injuries

When a relative is involved in a motorcycle accident, the first thing that you want to know is how serious the person is injured, and whether or not he or she is going to be OK. That's exactly what happened when Moys Kenwood's wife was told by her…

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Funny story: Steamroller Driven Over Man's Foot

Steamroller Driven Over Man's Foot

It could have ended much, much worse than it eventually did for one fortunate man on Wednesday afternoon, when he inadvertently became involved in an incident with a steamroller, which ran over his foot. The road-rolling vehicle was being driven b...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Falls Apart by the Wayside

Nashville Man Falls Apart by the Wayside

In a tragic but not entirely unexpected emotional debacle, Nick Harrison of Nashville, Tennessee, frequently accused of being overly sensitive and passive to the point of invisibility, utterly fell apart by the wayside. "I didn't see it coming, bu...

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Funny story: Man Injures Cranium On Overhead Fan On Bus

Man Injures Cranium On Overhead Fan On Bus

A man boarding a bus in the Thai capital of Bangkok was hurt when, watching where he was putting his feet, he walked headfirst into an overhead fan hanging from the roof of the vehicle, causing annoyance. Moys Kenwood, then 52, was boarding a numb...

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Funny story: Hull Man Awarded Damages After Getting Cock Trapped In Zip

Hull Man Awarded Damages After Getting Cock Trapped In Zip

A man who was injured when he trapped his penis in the zip of his jeans recently, has been awarded record damages of 50p. The man snagged his cock as he hastily tried to fasten his flyhole after having a piss in a shop doorway in Hull town centre...

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Funny story: Hull Man Found Crying Over Spilt Milk

Hull Man Found Crying Over Spilt Milk

A Hull man living in the Thai capital of Bangkok was said by friends to be "extremely upset with himself" this morning, after they found him at his apartment crying over some spilt milk. The 'spilt mlk' the man was crying over, was from a 1-litre...

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Funny story: Man Impaled On Fencepost Will Not Be At Work On Monday

Man Impaled On Fencepost Will Not Be At Work On Monday

A man who fell 30 feet from a building onto a steel fencepost is lucky to be alive this evening, say medical staff, but he won't be at work on Monday. Peter Wolfe, 30, a construction worker on a new housing project in Minneapolis, was carrying a l...

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Funny story: Man Fell Off Bus

Man Fell Off Bus

News is just reaching us about an incident in the Thai capital of Bangkok, where a man alighting from an air-conditioned public transport bus came a cropper, and not so much 'got off' it, as 'fell off it'. The man, who may never be identified, was...

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Funny story: Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds

Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds

There was a 30-yard tailback on a road in Battambang this morning, after a lorry shed its load of sheds. The lorry - which in the US would be described as 'the truck' - was being driven along the road from Baset in the direction of the city, by a...

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Funny story: Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

The Cathedral of St. John the Baptist in Turin, Italy, was specifically built to house and protect the shroud of Turin, an ancient 14 foot length of cloth that bears a contact image of the crucified Christ. Last week an assistant to the Vice-Bisho...

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Funny story: Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

59 year old Max Scholder died celebrating his birthday after his e-cig exploded in his pocket then ignited a gas explosion. Leila Scholder, wife of the deceased, talked to this reporter about what happened. "We were going home on the Undergrou...

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Funny story: Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

What's happening with Donald Trump and raccoons? Following two separate incidents where raccoons attacked Trump supporters outside of political rallies, State police in Pennsylvania are now blaming the single vehicle crash of Trump's limo in part...

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Funny story: Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

As positive news regarding Michael Schumacher's recovery is released, footage from the helmet of the former Formula One world champion has finally been recovered, with it clearly showing that Schumacher was racing another skier down the off piste slo...

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