Jerusalem, Israel - A highly successful Ancient Judean hoax is coming full circle this weekend according to the author of a book about Christian subjugation to Jewish ritual cannibalism during the dark daze of the Roman Plague.
Former Chief Rabbis...
Communist espousing, failed cult leader, bigot, and black power feminist, Binacra Washington died in a Baltimore assisted living facility Wednesday, she was 71.
Born in Atlanta, GA. April, 3rd 1944 she was the daughter of Gully and Ginger Washing...
Archaeologists digging near Jerusalem have unearthed what could be the find of the century... a document purporting to list the actual charges made against Jesus Christ.
Jesus was formally arraigned at the house of the High Priest Caiaphas before a gathering of Scribes and officials belonging to the Jerusalem Sanhedrin council.
The list of indictments was read out to the defendant who made...
Despite not actually being Jewish or Black; Ed Sheeran has just been announced as the Most Influential Black Jewish Writer ever, by the International Black Jewish Committee. The news follows on from a week when Sheeran was voted the most influential...
Dear Monsignori Vincenso,
Thank you for your favorable response on the phone stating that a Jewish person can run for the Papacy.
Naturally, I wish the Pope the greatest health, but the inevitable is inevitable, as it is said. (Leviticus 12.2)
So, it is not to early to get my name before the public so I may get, as we say here, a ground swell.
We discussed the economics and promotional...
Washington DC - A Banksy-style cartoon of Barack Obama performing metzitzah b'peh** on a terrorist baby has appeared on a Capitol Hill men's bathroom this Monday night.
Secret Service agents described the etching as a writing-on-the-wall omen des...
For years, something like this email gets dusted off and transmitted millions of times. I received mine this morning. I got bored so I have embellished and contributed my own personal experiences from long, long ago; when I was a active member of the tribe. I can no longer afford the dues… but they'll welcome me back with open arms if I come up with the arrears plus late fees and interest
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor told Hollywood Beat Magazine that he is indeed scared of Godzilla.
"He really frightens me" a subdued Cantor told reporter Holly Sue Robbins "After I saw Godzilla VS. Space Godzilla, I have nightmares".
Buenos Aires, Brazil - Despite the passage of nearly 70 years, many Jews are still holding onto anger over the attempt by the German Nazi Party to exterminate them as a people group.
"They tried to kill us out of existence, as a people, as a rel...
NEW YORK CITY, NY - A group of orthodox Jews from Israel, in town for an arms convention and the Letterman Show, ended up calling police as they couldn't find the entrance to the Trump Tower.
When S.W.A.T arrived, they found the group furiously h...
Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong.
A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ.
According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...
At a hastily convened press conference in Heaven today, a depressed supreme deity who goes by the aliases of God, Jehovah, Yahweh and Allah announced that he could no longer carry on and was taking early retirement.
Speaking in tongues, including...
Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
WASHINGTON, DC --- Aspiring centenarian and anti-Semite, Helen Thomas, 92, died at home following a long mental illness. As he prepared his eulogy concerning the contrarian White House press corpsman, speechwriters reminded President Obama that "corp...
Its official! Matt Damon is to play the outgoing Pope Benedict in a new Hollywood blockbuster being penned for release in 2014.
Matt Damon a well known Bostonian Catholic from Boston, today spoke about his new role in press release which has got C...
Don't sweat it. He'll be right here.
Maybe he's on break.
10AM? I doubt it.
Well, I don't mind telling you, I'm getting tired of all this.
The dirty work.
What dirty work?
His dirty work.
What do you mean?
"Follow me." "Feed the poor." "Get off Magdalene's...
Catholics everywhere were flabbergasted when, merely days after celebrating his 85th birthday, Pope Benedict XVI issued a formal statement acknowledging that God probably does not exist. Nevertheless, the Pope assured believers worldwide that they we...
After over a millennium of anticipation, punctuated by occasional promises from their Lord of a Messiah to be named "later," Jews worldwide were thrilled to learn that their Messiah will be named SOON. Sources have confirmed that on the short-list fo...
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