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First April Fools Easter Sunday Since Crucifiction Says ‘Eater Of Blood’ Prof

Funny story: First April Fools Easter Sunday Since Crucifiction Says ‘Eater Of Blood’ Prof

Jerusalem, Israel - A highly successful Ancient Judean hoax is coming full circle this weekend according to the author of a book about Christian subjugation to Jewish ritual cannibalism during the dark daze of the Roman Plague. Former Chief Rabbis...

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The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

Funny story: The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

Communist espousing, failed cult leader, bigot, and black power feminist, Binacra Washington died in a Baltimore assisted living facility Wednesday, she was 71. Born in Atlanta, GA. April, 3rd 1944 she was the daughter of Gully and Ginger Washing...

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The Case Against Jesus...Find of the Century

Funny story: The Case Against Jesus...Find of the Century

Archaeologists digging near Jerusalem have unearthed what could be the find of the century... a document purporting to list the actual charges made against Jesus Christ. Jesus was formally arraigned at the house of the High Priest Caiaphas before a gathering of Scribes and officials belonging to the Jerusalem Sanhedrin council. The list of indictments was read out to the defendant who made...

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Ed Sheeran is voted "Most Influential Black Jewish Writer."

Funny story: Ed Sheeran is voted "Most Influential Black Jewish Writer."

Despite not actually being Jewish or Black; Ed Sheeran has just been announced as the Most Influential Black Jewish Writer ever, by the International Black Jewish Committee. The news follows on from a week when Sheeran was voted the most influential...

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Are we ready for a Jewish Pope?

Dear Monsignori Vincenso, Thank you for your favorable response on the phone stating that a Jewish person can run for the Papacy. Naturally, I wish the Pope the greatest health, but the inevitable is inevitable, as it is said. (Leviticus 12.2) So, it is not to early to get my name before the public so I may get, as we say here, a ground swell. We discussed the economics and promotional...

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Obama 'oral circumcision' cartoon ahead of Netanyahu Congress rant

Funny story: Obama 'oral circumcision' cartoon ahead of Netanyahu Congress rant

Washington DC - A Banksy-style cartoon of Barack Obama performing metzitzah b'peh** on a terrorist baby has appeared on a Capitol Hill men's bathroom this Monday night. Secret Service agents described the etching as a writing-on-the-wall omen des...

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Brisket Ain't Corned Beef and I Bet You Buy Retail Too

For years, something like this email gets dusted off and transmitted millions of times. I received mine this morning. I got bored so I have embellished and contributed my own personal experiences from long, long ago; when I was a active member of the tribe. I can no longer afford the dues… but they'll welcome me back with open arms if I come up with the arrears plus late fees and interest If...

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Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

Funny story: Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor told Hollywood Beat Magazine that he is indeed scared of Godzilla. "He really frightens me" a subdued Cantor told reporter Holly Sue Robbins "After I saw Godzilla VS. Space Godzilla, I have nightmares". Cant...

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69 Years Later, Jews Still Angry Over That Whole Nazi Thing

Funny story: 69 Years Later, Jews Still Angry Over That Whole Nazi Thing

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Despite the passage of nearly 70 years, many Jews are still holding onto anger over the attempt by the German Nazi Party to exterminate them as a people group. "They tried to kill us out of existence, as a people, as a rel...

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Orthodox Jews Can't Find Trump Tower Entrance - Dial 911

Funny story: Orthodox Jews Can't Find Trump Tower Entrance - Dial 911

NEW YORK CITY, NY - A group of orthodox Jews from Israel, in town for an arms convention and the Letterman Show, ended up calling police as they couldn't find the entrance to the Trump Tower. When S.W.A.T arrived, they found the group furiously h...

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Jerusalem: City of culture

Funny story: Jerusalem: City of culture

Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong. A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ. According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...

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God Takes Early Retirement Citing "Force of Circumstances"

Funny story: God Takes Early Retirement Citing "Force of Circumstances"

At a hastily convened press conference in Heaven today, a depressed supreme deity who goes by the aliases of God, Jehovah, Yahweh and Allah announced that he could no longer carry on and was taking early retirement. Speaking in tongues, including...

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Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...

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Helen Thomas: another hater bites the dust

WASHINGTON, DC --- Aspiring centenarian and anti-Semite, Helen Thomas, 92, died at home following a long mental illness. As he prepared his eulogy concerning the contrarian White House press corpsman, speechwriters reminded President Obama that "corp...

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Matt Damon to Play Pope In New Hollywood Blockbuster

Funny story: Matt Damon to Play Pope In New Hollywood Blockbuster

Its official! Matt Damon is to play the outgoing Pope Benedict in a new Hollywood blockbuster being penned for release in 2014. Matt Damon a well known Bostonian Catholic from Boston, today spoke about his new role in press release which has got C...

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Once Upon a Time In a Little Jewish Hacienda, 33CE

Funny story: Once Upon a Time In a Little Jewish Hacienda, 33CE

Judas Nobody here. Thomas Don't sweat it. He'll be right here. Judas Maybe he's on break. Thomas 10AM? I doubt it. Judas Well, I don't mind telling you, I'm getting tired of all this. Thomas All what? Judas The dirty work. Thomas What dirty work? Judas His dirty work. Thomas What do you mean? Judas "Follow me." "Feed the poor." "Get off Magdalene's...

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Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Funny story: Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Catholics everywhere were flabbergasted when, merely days after celebrating his 85th birthday, Pope Benedict XVI issued a formal statement acknowledging that God probably does not exist. Nevertheless, the Pope assured believers worldwide that they we...

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Jewish Messiah to be Named SOON! Trinity Possible…

Funny story: Jewish Messiah to be Named SOON! Trinity Possible…

After over a millennium of anticipation, punctuated by occasional promises from their Lord of a Messiah to be named "later," Jews worldwide were thrilled to learn that their Messiah will be named SOON. Sources have confirmed that on the short-list fo...

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Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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