A secret insider at the Vatican has revealed that the Pope finds the Mighty Boosh funnier than Confession. It is tradition in the Catholic church that all confessions have to be taped and sent to Rome. This is for the purpose of entertainment.
It is the divine priveledge of God's representative on Earth to be amused at all times, and illegally taped confessions usually do the trick. But recently the Pope has been shunning the hilarious sins of the faithful in favour of the antics of Vince Noir and Howard Moon.
"Its the funny songs" Revealed the highest cardinal in Europe. "He likes the funny songs. Especially the one with the bouncy castle. He sings it everywhere he goes. He's thinking of having it added into the Sunday show"
"The Sunday Show?" Asked Katarina Frogpond (that's me)
"Sorry." Said the Cardinal. "That's what the Pope calls Sunday Mass now. Its the Sunday Show. That's another worrying development. There's quite a lot of them. All Mighty Boosh related"
The vatican representative then went on to reveal how the Pope wants to change the traditional Priests uniform to a sparkly red stripy catsuit like the one Vince wears in his arctic expedition.
It has also been revealed from another source that the Pope wants Catholics to be more humourous in their confessions because he's gotten bored of adultery and shoplifting. He wants to hear about shamans and nannageddon, and trips on magic carpets.
Vince Noir and Howard Moon were unavailable for comment but their lawyers said they would sue for artistic property theft if the Catholic Church went anywhere near Vince's catsuit.
By Katarina Frogpond
