Blitzer Urges Crotch Bomber to Become Jewish

Funny story written by Don Fulsom

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer has appealed to infamous "Crotch Bomber" Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to switch to Judiasm.

"It's a much more peaceful religion than Christianity-plus we don't go around proselytizing." Blitzer's comments came in response to a call by Fox News's Brit Hume for the alleged terrorist who tried to ignite his underwear over Detroit to change from Buddhism to worshipping Jesus.

ABC anchor Diane Sawyer-who doesn't attend any church-says she's staying out of this argument. But Scientologist Brian Williams of NBC says he can't stay neutral in such a major religious tussle.

"I believe the new Messiah is Tom Cruise, and I look up to him, even though he's a midget." Williams intoned.

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