Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Even the Romans didn't discover the Jewish Lemba tribe, if they did, throw them to the lions, Jews, baah!

The Lemba, a long lost Jewish tribe has been discovered living in a remote part of Zimbabwe untouched by Robert Mugabe's lynch mobs and are still practising circumsion in the old - fashioned way, with a blunt knife, OUCH!

This long lost tribe have recently come out of hiding because they are no longer afraid of Mugabe's mob and want to prove to the world that Moses did actually part the waves many years ago.

They claim that after Moses had obeyed God and parted the waves in Exodus, many of his followers travelled south and ended up in Zimbabwe, circumcising and avoiding eating pork on the way, Buffalo, Zebra, Lions, Rhino, etc, yes, but certainly no pork!

God paved the way for his followers and during the Exodus the slightly off coloured yellow Jews inter-copulated with the natives and gradually turned black surviving slave drivers, white settlers, aids and worst of all, Mugabes dictatorship.

Now it seems God has sent them a message to "come out" have no fear and ask Israel to adopt them.

Unfortunately, Israel tend to only let slightly off coloured yellow-y or pure white Jews in and blacks, well, NOT WELCOME!

Nevermind, Moses can always part the waves again and lead them to the promised land, Palestinia, where they'll surely be made welcome!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Jewish, Zimbabwe, moses




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