Yellow Sea - (Blitzkreig): Members of a Mossad hit squad that took care of some nasty Hamas business in Dubai earlier this year may be involved in today's incident in the Yellow Sea.
A South Korean 1,200-tonne corvette The Cheonan took a massive torpedo hit around 12.340GMT Friday, sinking with some 40 sailors reported missing.
The blast came from a mystery 'Yellow Submarine' whose crew is believed to be carrying faux Somali passports in the name of a notorious pirate gang based in Mogadishu.
Witnesses say the blast started as a simple fishing dispute after the captain of The Cheonan was accused - via the submarine's loudhailers - of 'stealing' a shoal of Passover Cod.
The annual Jewish holiday starts next week amid widespread panic buying of the endangered marine species.
Around noon local time Friday the Yellow Sea shoal was being corralled into a huge offshore net using high tech sonar equipment when it suddenly vanished from the water.
"That's when Captain Marko Ramius gave the order to fire on The Cheonan," a witness on the nearby Chevron crude tanker the Altair Voyager said today.
A Spoof correspondent in Pyongyang said today that President Kim Jong Very Ill Indeed would hopping mad if he couldn't get his Passover gefilte fish as promised.
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