London - (Oy Vey! Mess): "I was only following the Boss's orders!" disgraced Mossad operative Yuri Finkleshyster said today.
The Israeli Embassy gofer has been accused of forging 12 UK passports in the Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh's Dubai death row.
He has now been ordered to leave following a tough show of macho diplomacy that saw Foreign Secretary David Milliband booting Finkleshyster out of the UK this afternoon.
On his way to the airport the expelled envoy lashed out at his treatment and said he'd done the world a great favor.
"It all started because The Boss had been refused a British passport," Finkleshyster's attorney translated, "and you know what a pain in the ass Mr Fayed can be at times!"
The Harabs department store boss has been turned down numerous times for UK nationality after claiming Prince Philip is an 'international agent of disinformation' working for a Greek sex cult.
In 2004 British entertainer Sacha Baron Cohen attempted helpfully to supply Al Fayed with a British "for the usual fifty quid".
Uri Geller is 69.