Chinese set to censure Spoof

Funny story written by Proffitt

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

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The Tibetan leader The CENSORED CENSORED

Amid reports of censorship across China, Spoof has received this report from our man in Beijing. Westerners are becoming more alarmed at the thought of CENSORED Chinese state that is more than willing to CENSORED people who disagree.

Take the CENSORED CENSORED for instance who just tells the Chinese president to 'CENSORED off' whenever they clash. Considering Tibet is only a small country their leaders have a big pair of CENSORED. With the mighty USA in their corner the Tibetans can afford to stick two CENSORED up at the Chinese.

We happen to know that people in China also think their president is a complete CENSORED. "He walks around like he's a god when really he is just a big fat CENSORED! Anyway we're all planning to meet in CENSORED square and have a CENSORED to tell the world what we think."

The head of Chinese media Mr Ming (who used to be an emperor) said "We do not condone CENSORED and we feel the people should be able to say what they want. However we will not allow people to call our president a CENSORED sucker and get away with it."

Here's to free speech in China.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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