Beijing has been shrouded in orange dust as a sandstorm blew hundreds of miles from drought-struck Northern China to the nations capital. Tea an men Square is to be renamed Tango an men Square after the super Orangy fizzy drink that turns everything orange.
In a television Broadcast to the Chinese people the Chinese President Hu Jintao explained how China had become more Orange than Holland. "I Hu Jintao your President can tell you that you now Know when you have been Tango'd,I prefer Gin myself but if you want to buy Tango go ahead".
You might drink Coke or Irn Bru but one things for sure you know when you've been Tango'd.
