Written by A2H

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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The Founder 'Dumbbell Horsewavier'

Dwarves have set up their own village to escape from 'normal-sized people'. Residents of their inner city sanctum must be under 4ft 3in.

The 150- strong community have set up a mini me colony just outside Annapolis, USA. They have their own Fire brigade, Police Service and Curriculum.

Each member of the community has a 'Mushroom house' and wear hobbit style outfit in respect for their ancestors.

The founder of the village, 4ft 1in Dumbbell Horsewavier, told our reporter: "We love it here, new developments are being erected all the time including a new GAP for Kids".

The mini farmers even have mini horses to stay inline with the strict height regulations Dumbbell Horsewavier has emplaced.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Dwarfs




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