At the International Conference of Politically Correct Sociologists and Psychologists, in Manhattan (temporarily renamed Genderneutralhattan for the duration of the conference), evidence has been presented of inequality amongst a range of minority gr...
Hugely popular little person Warwick Davies who has starred in Willow and Countdown during his glittering career has revealed that he will be taking over from Peter Dinkylage in Game of Thrones for the final season. Warwick has announced that whil...
Warwick Davies has confessed that he absolutely loves the Lake District and was delighted to have the chance to enjoy it with adventurer Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls, however, took a different view. "Not that bl**dy dwarf", he is rumoured to have said...
In revelations shown in today's Weaving Monthly, it was revealed that an aide to a favourite pruner and general misery avoider, Wendy Wimsy was photographed yodelling love songs to a wig wearing Dwarf, believed to be called Ken. Several hours late...
Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has called the for shrinking of the U.S. Army to its smallest size since 1940, among other cuts, drawing criticism that the drastic changes will hurt not only U.S. security but slightly annoy soldiers earmarked to be sh...
NEW YORK CITY - The United States Guild of Dwarfs has made it very clear to NASA that they do not appreciate them referring to Pluto as the dwarf planet. Guild spokesperson Hester Lippizan, 46, said that the group has put up with all kinds of verb...
A clan of destructive "fairytale" dwarfs are causing carnage throughout Europe. Their first sightings were said to be in Germany on February 25th where a American tourist was burnt to a crisp by one of the dwarfs. They have later been spotted in F...
A new clothing chain is set to open its first store in Las Vegas, Nevada Saturday, selling apparel designed exclusively for dwarfs, midgets, imps, pixies......call them what you will. 'Tiny' will sell jeans, shirts, suits, ties, belts, shoes, ski...
Clarke B Dingwall, the worlds tallest recorded dwarf, died last night in a tragic accident. Dingwall, 28, was last recorded at a height of 6'3", making him easily the tallest dwarf in the world, the next closest being Samuel N'gbab of Nigeria at a...
Dear Sir, I should like the opportunity to raise the plight of the Irish jockey-man. We all know about the current financial difficulties endured by the Irish Republic, but how many are cognisant of its effects upon jockey-men? We might read an online Ballybunnion Advertiser, or we might peruse, in a particularly well-stocked newsagent or railway station "mini-library", an afternoon edition...
Sudanese, pygmy dwarf beauty, Looka Likobama, was to be featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2011 Swimsuit Addition. The 42 inch young lady, who has appeared on numerous "small people" fashion magazine covers, was the odds on favorite...
Duffy. Cheryl Cole. Kylie Minogue. That guy who played the blond hobbit in Lord of the Rings. The other three guys who were Hobbits but were actually 6 ft something or other. These are the names currently being linked to being in the latest Hobbit...
Edward Hernandez is currently the world's shortest man, standing at a mere twenty-seven inches tall. With the title came the job offers and lucrative sponsorship deals for children's clothing. However, the Columbian dwarf's title is under threat f...
Actual quote from the end of Middlesbrough Evening Gazette article about a Grangetown man's beating" "The dad's left leg was crushed and deformed and later had to be amputated by surgeons below the knee." Does that mean the surgeons were dwarfs? A headline of another story reads: "POLICE CALLED AS MAN CLIMBS ON TO A GRANGETOWN ROOF" I read the story out of curiosity because I had...
He Pingping, the worlds smallest man sadly died in Rome yesterday. Pingping was in Rome at the national dwarfs pingpong championships playing against fellow dwarf bashful. Reports are coming in that pingping was hit by a pingpong ball from...
Local midget Ulick Magee, 32, has vowed not to take part in this years - or indeed, any further Saint Patrick's Day parades after last year being dressed like a leprechaun, then tied to the front of a articulated lorry and driven all around the area...
Grumpy of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs fame, was arrested last night in an undercover police sting operation, for organizing an illegal "dwarf tossing" event at the Skoob and Thistle Pub in Boston, Massachusetts. Illegal in France, Canada and a...
Dwarves have set up their own village to escape from 'normal-sized people'. Residents of their inner city sanctum must be under 4ft 3in. The 150- strong community have set up a mini me colony just outside Annapolis, USA. They have their own Fire...
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