Dog The Bounty Hunter has been hired to track down Jon Venables And Robert Thompson the killers of two year old James Bulger. A Secret Millionaire has instructed The Get The Bastards Club to hire Chapman to track down the evil pair and find out their present identities.
Chapman appeared at a news conference today saying "I will track down when able Toms Son." A reporter from a London newspaper shouted out "Mr Chapman I think you have it wrong,there are two people involved Venables and Thompson and they are believed to be in England."
Chapman looking confused looked at his notes and said "It must be my bloody writing I thought it was just one guy, and another thing do you have Bounty Hunters in England."
The reporter replied "No we don't but anyone can be a Private Investigator and be hired to track people down".
Seconds later Chapman left apparently mumbling he did not want to end up in the Tower of London.
