Child killer turned paedophile Jon Venables has today announced he has told courts he doesn't care if he is "outed" or not.
Holding up his two fingers he reportedly said "bring it on, tell 'em my name, tell 'em where I am" he then continued "forget all ya political correctness and human rights crap, this country's gone mad" However, Jack Straw later said in order to protect Venables' human rights unfortunately, his identity will be changed and he will have 24 hour police protection.
As Venables has been unable to learn any work skills whilst playing computer games on his Young Offenders holiday, sorry, rehabilitation scheme, he will also be given the same privileges as asylum seekers, including a free house, his utilities paid, a car, food and spending money.
Straw hopes that the British taxpayer can find it in their hearts to try and fit in that extra bit of overtime so we can send him on a holiday too.
