Fears grow Venables 'is George W Bush's grandson'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

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Proof: 'O, He Buggers' is an anagram of George Bush

London - (Rotters): A conspiracy theory website that outed Gerry McCann as 'Jon Venables' DNA father' says it has proof - about 99° alcohol by volume/proof - that George W Bush is the Grandpappy behind the cover-up.

The site says UK retops bugged last week's transatlantic phone conversation between the fetid US warmonger and desperate wannabe Prime Monster David Cameron to learn the sordid details.

Billed as statesmanlike chat about reining in pesky Ulster Unionists' defiance of an IRA justice/policing powergrab scam the two fascists were taped plotting another stitch-up.

The conspiracy website has published a series of 'aged' photographs showing what Venables might look like seventeen years after killing innocent Merseyside todler James Bulger.

Venables' accomplice is believed to have transferred from his Buckingham Palace grace-and-favor job mucking out the royal stables to licking Prince Charles' boots at nearby Clarence House.

Prof Susan Greenfield is daft as a brush.

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