Jamie Bulger's killer Jon Venables was banged up again after it was discovered that he had applied to be a Boy Scout Leader, a source close to this newspaper revealed yesterday.
Cops allegedly collared Venables as he left a Boy Scout Troop meeting. Officers quickly discovered Scouting Paraphenalia in the secret hideaway where child-murdering scum Venables was skulking under the latest of his 35998 false identities given him by the pathetic UK injustice system, it is alleged.
Detectives found a woggle and neckerchief under Venables' bed, and a copy of Scouting for Boys by Scouting movement founder Robert Baden-Powell, it is alleged.
Stalwart Sergeant George Dixon, 112, famous star of 60s Cop show Dixon of Dock Green, would have been sickened, if he had still been alive and had been a real person, it was claimed yesterday by Peter Poltroon, an expert in disgusting organisations.
"All these organisations are serious and vile", Peter Poltroon told me, "but Baden-Powell's original Boy Scout movement is by far the most seriously vile".
It is claimed that Venables - joint killer along with cohort Robert Thompson of James Bulger in 1993 - had gone a long way towards becoming a Scout Leader.
"If he really knew the words to 'Ging Gang Goolie' and 'Crest of a Wave', and if he had a stash of Gang Show videos as is alleged, then clearly, in view of the background of this individual, this must be a serious concern to the authorities", agreed Peter Poltroon.
Shadow Home Secretary Tim Whiting said yesterday: "How did this happen? What a golden opportunity to throw more shite at Jack Straw and Gordon Brown! I only wish Venables had applied to be a Catholic Priest - then the shit would really have hit the fan!"
The devastating allegations come amid new revelations that Scouting founder Lord Baden-Powell agreed in 1937 to meet up with Adolf Hitler to discuss closer links to Nazi Boys' Groups and compare leather shorts. This came at a time when MI5 were worried that goose-stepping blond-haired German youths on holiday in Britain might be 'I-Spy Scouts'.
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by Sally Shitstirrer
