Vicious Venables has a licence

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Lots of money,new house, no tax to pay its great being a murderer

Vicious John Venables the murdering scumbag has a licence to change his name and location whenever he wants.

Venables along with Robert Thomson murdered two year old James Bulger after torturing him.

Every change of name and location costs a fortune to the tax payers and it is believed he gets huge amounts of spending money and a rent-free house.

Meanwhile for law abiding citizens things are getting worse recently a man was charged for taking out a hanky and blowing his nose when his van was stationery at a set of traffic lights.

When are these idiot politicians going to put law abiding citizens first and get ALL murdering scumbags, paedophiles and rapists off the street INDEFINITELY.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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