New Jews Rock Out

Funny story written by Ed E. Druckman

Saturday, 31 October 2009

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(New York-NY) They call themselves "New Jews", Generation X and Y Jewish Americans, who are bringing the religion's ancient cultural beliefs to modern forms of expression.

According to Punk Rocker Patrick A, "When I'm on stage screaming and pouring beer on my head, I'm singing about the Torah."

A is the 26-year-old founder of PunkTorah, an outreach effort to inspire Jewish spirituality.

Asked how she felt about her son writhing around on stage screaming words from the Torah, A's mother said, "He has time to give you an interview. You think he could take five minutes to call or text?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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