Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

image for Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been following the stories on the television and the internet about Planet X or Nibiru. Pattinson says that he checks up on a daily basis on any new stories on Planet X as he is fascinated with the subject.

According to believers in the planet X theory,the planet Nibiru, is heading towards earth and will arrive in December 2012 crossing between the earth and the Sun. The planet is apparently causing earthquakes, like the recent earthquakes in Haiti and Chile and these will increase as Planet X gets closer and may even lead to the destruction of the earth as we know it.

The full story of planet X is being kept from people to stop panic but there are reports that the elite or Illuminati have underground bases to go to should the predictions prove to be true.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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