Zeta Reticuli : The Interplanetary Guide to the Universe

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 5 March 2010

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Richard Johnson has been abducted hundreds of times by little grey aliens who have advised him that they are from Zeta Reticuli in the constellation of Zeta Reticulum.

Last week Richard was shown a book written in a strange language he could not understand. Then one of the Aliens told him to read a passage in the book which he opened and the writing changed into English so that he could understand it.

The book when translated into English was called The Interplanetary Guide to the Galaxy and detailed known races of Aliens which occupy planets in our Galaxy the Milky Way.

The passage the Alien showed Richard was headed HORUS 3 and went into great detail, Horus 3 is the third planet from the star Horus and is 39 light years from Zeta Reticuli, life is abundant on this planet, the main species being a war like race called Humans. Of all the planets in the Galaxy Humans are the most destructive race as not only have they Killed BILLIONS of their own kind in wars in pointless territorial disputes but they also treat other life forms on the planet with even more contempt.

Richard read more details from the book and for the first time realised how earth would be viewed from the point of view of an alien race. The book went on to explain that if humans do not stop their war like ways they will without a doubt destroy themselves. If Humans survive this dangerous period in history and bring their war like ways to the rest of the Galaxy they will be exterminated.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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