Several people close to actor Robert Pattinson say they can now discus the strange behavior of actor Robert Pattinson after he finally agreed that something was wrong and he entered the Mays Hospital in Atlanta that specializes in unique and unusual diseases.
"It's been a long time since we have had this disease to deal with", stated hospital spokesman, Albert Poole. "But once we had a meeting on all the symptoms by our specialists, we knew what it was."
Explaining that the quasi-conscious self-modifying organism capable of infecting any form of life, does hit humans occasionally, Poole explained, "Descolada" is also the Portuguese word for "unglued" and we have discovered that Pattinson has been visiting Portugal lately for a rest."
That also explains Patterson's weird behavior lately as his lady, Kristin Stewart was the one who wanted him to see a doctor.
"He would never see his actions as anything but normal", Stewart had tweeted friends a couple of weeks ago, according to an article in the 'Blue Screen Recorder'. "I'm glad he's finally getting some help."
Be sure to check UP2 updates for Pattinson's condition and hoped-for recovery.
-Bernie Flamer, UP2
