Subo fans, the world over, eagerly await news of a tour by their idol. Many will go anywhere, do anything no matter what the cost. Indeed, fanatics on one of her unofficial fansites are busy organising a trip to Japan to see Miss Boyle perform
One fan has already re-mortgaged his house as he plans to follow Miss Boyle to the ends of the earth. Many fans in the US are to hold "yard sales" to raise funds for the trip.
Our volunteers in the shed have made a stunning discovery. Recently, as they searched through the huge pile of mail bags containing all manner of tacky gifts and multicoloured envelopes addressed to Miss Boyle, one of the volunteers noticed an official looking letter that obviously had not come from any fan.
The letter contained details of Miss Boyle's first tour of Scotland. In the interest of public safety and to prevent the subo fanatics, especially the ARRAS sect, gaining access to this information.
"If this leaks out" said one, "Scotland will be infested with swarms of these fanatics. It is intended that people living in Scotland will get priority but proof of residence will be required. We cannot imagine the lengths these fanatics will go to but we must be on our guard!"