Suboko A Hit!

Funny story written by victor nicholas

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Another Hit for Subo!

Susan Boyle has struck another homerun with Suboko, a popular crossword style game linking numbers with salacious rumours regarding her private life including her sexual orientation, Scottish patriotism, hair straightening, removing and grooming techniques, pubic hair styles for all seasons, eye brow plucking and enriching the lifestyles of talent less hanger-on hack writers devoid of imagination a dime removed from living in the gutter.

Suboko is popular with many newspaper readers and can now be found next to horoscopes and crossword puzzles in most newspapers in Britain and North America.

The game is easy to play and is less time consuming than crosswords puzzles however a working knowledge of Susan Boyle's tabloid public image is essential and a random number generator is recommended for beginners.

Suboko is a common name for pet monkeys in Thailand.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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