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Man Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans

Funny story: Man Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans

A man who has spent much of the last ten years of his life away from his native England, had only one thought on his mind last night: Baked Beans! The man, Moys Kenwood, 55, left the UK in 2009, and, during his time spent abroad, first in Thailand...

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Driver Went Through Red Light

Funny story: Driver Went Through Red Light

A motorist in the Thai capital of Bangkok was labelled with being 'irresponsible' this afternoon, after he deliberately drove through traffic lights which were clearly on 'red', which means 'stop'. The driver, who was in a jet-black 2016 Landcruis...

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Fruit Was Off

Funny story: Fruit Was Off

There was drama in Southeast Asia this morning when a man who had intended to eat some yellow watermelon for breakfast discovered after opening his fridge, that the fruit was off, and by some quite considerable distance! Moys Kenwood, 47, had boug...

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Leicester City Now Most Popular Team In Thailand

Funny story: Leicester City Now Most Popular Team In Thailand

Leicester City, the team who spent almost the whole of the 2014/15 season battling against relegation from the Premier League, and who have taken the country by storm this time around, are on the verge of something spectacular. The Foxes are abou...

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Six-Year-Old Drug Mule To Be Executed Despite Plea To Thai King

Funny story: Six-Year-Old Drug Mule To Be Executed Despite Plea To Thai King

A seven-year-old drug mule is due to be executed later this evening three months after an Irish drug smuggling cartel was caught smuggling cocaine out of Thailand. The Galway based gang was busted earlier this year in Bangkok after custom's offici...

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Thailand sues Isle of Wight twins

Funny story: Thailand sues Isle of Wight twins

Conjoined twins Doris (aged 86) and Betty (aged 86) Peaswhistle were left devastated yesterday when they received a note of formal litigation from the Embassy of Thailand in London. The litigation appears to refer to a book that Doris and Betty ha...

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Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Funny story: Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Authorities in the Thai capital of Bangkok have today said that an ancient soap dispenser has been discovered in the toilets at a school in the city, prompting fears that, at one time, soap may have been used to wash children's hands after they had v...

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Thy Prince Doth Strip Ye Wife Of Royal Name

Funny story: Thy Prince Doth Strip Ye Wife Of Royal Name

Thighland - Crown Prince Vagina Long Horn - uh, Vajiralongkorn! - has asked the government to strip his wife's family at a government nudist colony in Cow Loon. The order comes after two thousand of her close relatives were arrested for corruptio...

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Flying Thai

BANGKOK, THAILAND - Thailand's Politically Correct (PC) Air has hired a bevy of beautiful flight attendants, but they're stewardesses with a "difference": they started life as men! Peter Chann, the airline's president, says he believes in "equal e...

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English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

Funny story: English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

An Englishman masquerading as a teacher in the Pinklao district of the T**i capital of B******k, surpassed his already-low standards at the weekend, when, conducting a class full of stroppy, hormonal and poor-attitude-laden 15-year-olds, he waded thr...

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English Teacher In Hot Water After Teaching Students How To Make A Millwall Brick

Funny story: English Teacher In Hot Water After Teaching Students How To Make A Millwall Brick

An English teacher living in the Thai capital of Bangkok, is in trouble with authorities at his school this morning after he was reported to have taught his students how to make the ultimate football weapon - a Millwall Brick. Monkey Woods, 49 las...

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Dorking cross dresser makes it into the Guinness Book of Records

Funny story: Dorking cross dresser makes it into the Guinness Book of Records

Harvey Bristol, aka Cindy, has made it into the Guinness Book of Records by becoming the fastest cross dresser in the world, beating off stiff competition from regular winners of the Speed Cross Dressing contest from Thailand. This year's speed cr...

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Miracle Toothpaste causes Doctor & Gambols shares to soar

Funny story: Miracle Toothpaste causes Doctor & Gambols shares to soar

the UK's leading toothpaste manufacturer has cracked the secret to the perfect toothpaste, causing their share value to rise. "When we say miracle toothpaste, we mean it," said Doctor Gambol, the dentist responsible for the breakthrough. The ne...

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Bangkok Floods Are The Most Ridiculous Floods In History, Claims Man

Funny story: Bangkok Floods Are The Most Ridiculous Floods In History, Claims Man

The floods currently seeping through the Thai capital of Bangkok are the most ridiculous floods in the history of mankind, or dinosaurkind, claims a man on the scene. Moys Kenwood, 38, has told friends that, contrary to other floods, where raging...

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Sex Change Not All It's Cracked Up to Be Says former UK Man Now a Lap Dancer in Pattaya!

Funny story: Sex Change Not All It's Cracked Up to Be Says former UK Man Now a Lap Dancer in Pattaya!

A former UK citizen who chose to change his gender in hopes of landing a better job, now says he has second thoughts about his new profession in Thailand where he toils nightly as an exotic dancer entertaining Germans. "I've always been a gay lad, but not in a gay way, I was just happy go lucky an that, but I got bored 'back 'ome', same old stuff night after night said "Ken," Out with the la...

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Bangkok Taxi Driver Fed Up Of Moaning Passengers

Funny story: Bangkok Taxi Driver Fed Up Of Moaning Passengers

For many years, Thailand's taxi drivers have been subject to extreme criticism over their perceived rudeness, lack of courtesy and general unprofessionalism. Until now, they had been keeping a gentlemanly silence, hoping the complaints would go away,...

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Buxom Wench Spotted In McDonalds

Funny story: Buxom Wench Spotted In McDonalds

McDonalds food service crew members: short, squat, pasty-faced hunchback cripples, or else goofy-toothed beanpoles with chests flatter than the counter itself. In short, not the sort of female company you want to encounter before you sink your teeth...

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Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album

Funny story: Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album

Mosquitoes hiding out at a swamp next to an Englishman's Bangkok apartment have claimed that their livelihood is being threatened by the man's state of mind, and the tendency he currently has for playing 'sad music'. The man concerned, Moys Kenwoo...

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