After another exciting day on the streets of Bangkok, here are the main news stories brought to you by a waster with nothing better to do than to bore you with them.
WOMAN'S TIT SEEN THROUGH BLOUSE
News has just come in that a foreign passenger on a bus was a little 'taken aback' when he found that he could see part of a good-looking young woman's breast through a gap in her blouse .
The incident happened as the man travelled on a number 67 bus on Rama VI Road in Bangkok at around 7.25am today. Aged about 24, the female in question was smartly dressed as if she worked in a bank or summat like that, but her button-down, pale green blouse left little to the imagination for the man - a teacher - who repeatedly glanced over at the tit, unaware that an older woman nearby was watching with close interest as the man's growing hard-on threatened to bust out of his trousers.
BUS DRIVER NOTICES MAN LOOKING AT TIT
There was drama on a Bangkok bus this morning when a bus driver on a number 67 bus noticed one of his passengers sneaking sly glimpses of a young woman's tit as the vehicle progressed along Rama VI Road in the city.
The incident happened as the driver checked his mirror for traffic before pulling out at a major junction.
Keen for a look himself, the driver then halted the bus under the pretext that he needed to check the floor inside the bus over a wheel arch over which the young woman was sitting. He lowered himself to the floor, and then took a good, long look up her skirt.
After several minutes, he reported that the woman, about 24, was, in fact, not wearing any knickers.
MAN WAKES UP MILES PAST DESTINATION
A frantic dash across a busy road, and a desperate attempt to catch a bus back towards his place of work were the end result of an overly-long journey on a bus this morning, as an English teacher on his way to work in Bangkok fell asleep on a bus - and woke up miles past his intended destination!
The man - me - was travelling on a number 67 bus when it became stuck in traffic and remained motionless for at least 30 minutes.
During this time, the man slipped into a semi-coma, and experienced a Nirvanic Dream.
The bus eventually continued on its way along the route, but the exhausted man did not wake up for several more miles until - in his dream - a young woman pulled his cock out and sucked it on the bus.
Police are not investigating.