The CIA admit to being bamboozled by a double headed double agent posing as a cleaning lady, with a bucket and mop and a pair of rubber "Wellies."
Not knowing that the double headed double agent was actually working for Al Qaeda not the CIA, the FBI, MI5 or Mossad (who he or she had worked for before he or she became double) he or she was allowed to enter the compund dressed in a cleaners Burkah and her/his rubber "Wellies"!
They did actually become suspicious when the double headed double agent lifted off her Burkah head-dress and lifted up his skirt revealing a midrift covered in explosives and a pair of Y Fronts.
Failing to reach him/her in time the explosives detonated sending her rubber "Wellies" zooming towards Allah and the rest, WELL, uugh!
Another security breach after the Nigerian "Knicker" Bomber and "Pres Obama" returning from his Hawaii hols has vowed to employ ex-Vietcong double agents living in trenches near Ho-Chi-Minh-City so there can never be any confusion on what side they could be on, slit-eyes, you know, even the CIA can't cock that up, or can they?????
