Written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 14 January 2010

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The destructive power of naval vessels extends 20 years into the future!

December 7th, 1941...the day that would live in infamy....the day that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor....and apparently the day that President Barack Obama's birth certificate was destroyed in a hospital fire.

Obama, who claims that he was born in Honolulu in 1961, has now claimed that a hospital fire that occurred during the 1941 bombing destroyed his birth certificate.

"It was a war," said the man who cannot prove his citizenship (which he once denied). "In the heat and carnage and disorganization of battle, many things are lost, misplaced, and destroyed. Records from ten and twenty and even fifty and a hundred years before were damaged or burnt. This left repercussions on the island that were (and are) still being felt and experienced two generations later."

"If you must blame someone for my not locating my birth certificate, blame Yokomoto and Tojo and Hirohito and the Japanese fleet that bombed Pearl Harbor. It's all their fault."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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