It's been confirmed by medical staff at a hospital in Washington, that the conjoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, are both pregnant, and BOTH are due to give birth in June to CONJOINED TWINS!
The news emerged yesterday as aspiring writers and other wasters on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, searched frantically for something to write about to enter a competition organised online.
MYSTERY
Mystery surrounds the identity of the father, however.
Both twins have denied having sex with anyone other than their normal sleeping partners, but tests have shown that the male responsible is neither Mary's boyfriend, Targis Bryhol, nor Terry's hunk, Alan Todmorden, leading doctors to suspect that a third party is to blame.
IMPORTANT
One of the medical staff at the Washington National Medical Center for Freaks, Dr Gilbert Ersatz, said:
"It's important that we track down this individual and bring him in. It's obviously a deviant cell in his make-up that is producing conjoined twins.
MUTATION
If we're not careful, we could be facing a widespread epidemic of Biblical proportions of conjoined twins, and an eventual mutation of the Human Race. It's that
SERIOUS
serious".
BOREDOM
Is that enough? Can I stop now?
