Women detest other women

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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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Man hungry women are the ones creating the gender imbalance in China

It is predicted that Chinese men will outnumber Chinese women in less than a few more years and this could create a gender imbalance that will leave millions of Chinese men without wives.

It's assumed that this imbalance will create a surge in male homosexuality in China and it puts into question the Lynn intelligence test which states that Chinese are the most intelligent people on earth.

Mary O'Neil the spokeswoman for a feminists chapter said that it is Chinese women themselves that are aborting their female fetuses because they prefer having male children which they can use for sex and hard labor.

O'Neil said, "Those Chinese women prefer male sons over female daughters because females are weaker and less capable of working hard labor and also birthing mothers prefer bring boys into the world to use them for sexual gratification."

It is suggested that this imbalance can leader to social violence when single men attempt to breed with married women.

Its not a traditional preference that is in question because the same effects found in china's primitive past is also present in modern day China. Pregnant women prefer male children because they are the work horses of the Chinese family. It is not a choice based on gender discrimination but one of necessity. Preferences for a son mean some women abort their baby if an early term sonogram shows it is a girl.

Sociologist Barry Varela said, "Traditionally Chinese women have preferred boys over girls because they are sexually attracted to boys and greed has a lot to do with this traditional selection."

Barry said that if a man were offered a choice of one male partner over thirty female partners, he would prefer living with thirty beautiful women rather than one male because men are attracted to beautiful women not other men.

Chinese women complain to the feminist by saying that they need a son to depend on when they become elderly and sick.

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