Premature Ejaculator Wishes A Happy Christmas To All

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 29 October 2009

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Never Let The Right Hand See What The Left Hand's Doing

A premature ejaculator, who I can't name here for legal reasons because I could possibly incriminate myself, or him, or both of me, today said that he wanted to wish everybody in Spoofland a Happy Christmas.

The premature ejaculator, when challenged that wishing people a Merry Christmas in October was a shade premature, like premature ejaculation and night time emissions, told us:

"You have to get in first with this stuff. You wanna be number one, you have to strike while the iron's hot. You have to get other people to vote on your behalf on the internet too. It's not cheating, it's just teamwork. I've sent myself around 6000 Christmas cards already this year, wishing myself a Merry Christmas and telling myself what a swell fellow I am."

The premature ejaculator would like it to be made clear that his name is Skoob and there is no derogatory inference or reference to anybody else. Skoob admits total responsibility for any premature ejaculation issues and stated that he is prepared to take it on the chin.

But not in a gay way.


More as we get it it from the deranged English idiot.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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