EGGCUP-ON-TABLE, UK - Anarchy may be rearing its pointy head in the ranks of online satire smash TheSpoof.com, as the subject of rating points came to a boiling point this morning in the site's discussion forum.
It appears that a writer may or may not have garnered story points by non-kosher means, possibly by purchasing them through a foreign point cartel or dealing arms to Al-Qaeda. Website Pointmeister Dark Lowdown commented, "We don't know how, when, why or even IF the point chicanery occurred. At this point, I'm saying, 'Bollocks; cant' we all just get along?' "
Most site writers made the point that everyone should just go back to the very serious business of writing and making people laugh.
One scribe, Geneva Tubby, suggested giving out Hershey Kisses instead of points, or possibly Tums. It will be a point of order at the next meeting.
