Continuing the world's concept of Poland being the brunt of ethnic jokes, President ' Barack America' popped yet another laugh at the Poles expense by sending VP Joe Biden to discuss improving Polish-American Relations.
Biden, adept at putting both feet and his dick in his mouth at the same time didn't disappoint, causing more political fall out for the struggling administration, and confirming that Obama really didn't know "shit", according to Polish Prime Minister, Donald Lusk.
Despite being briefed by two minders, Biden continued to address President Lech Kaczynski as "my good Pollock friend, Ka-Ka", apparently because he had no teleprompter able to reproduce the President's name phonetically.
Biden appeared dazed during a tour of downtown Prague when he saw a proliferation of american hamburger emporiums, 7-11's and Dunkin' Donuts.
Stopping in for a coffee and a jelly donut at DD he was heard to say to one of his aides, "Geez...almost like back in the states...all these Polish Paki's, you almost have to speak Hindu to get your order!"
Addressing the Polish Parliament on the economy he stated firmly, "The answer to solving the world's problems can be defined in a three letter
Commenting on "Global Warming" he said, "it really is getting hotter, you just got to turn up the air a little bit!"
Thanking the Poles for helping out in Afghanistan, he acknowledged 18 Polish Army Veterans, all Paraplegics, by saying: " You men are real heroes, stand up and take a bow!"
After that gaffe, a perspiring Biden was heard to mutter, "I really was right....I could never have done Hillary's job...the President really did pick the right man for that F***** post!"
Later touring some bombed out sections of Warsaw that remain as a WWII memorial, Biden turned to his host and asked, " I don't remember reading anything about an earthquake!" When reminded about WWII he appeared to regain his memory and asked, "isn't that the one where all those Jews committed suicide?"
According to Polish Sources, Biden has 2 days remaining on his public relation's visit, but it may be cut short as no one in their right mind wants to be seen in public with him.