Biden to Honor National Breast Appreciation Day with Restaurant Openings

Funny story written by Adam Click

Sunday, 20 September 2009

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"Honkers", the Honkers Restuarant Chain's Mascot.

Washington, D.C.-Vice President Joe Biden will commemorate National Breast Appreciation Day by presiding over the opening of several new Honkers Restaurants, during a whirlwind 24 hour cross-country trip on September 28th.

The trip will begin in Washington, D.C. where a new Honkers will open in the recently opened Capitol Visitors Center where Honkers himself, the Honkers mascot, will preside over the ceremony with his sidekicks, The Honkers Girls.

Then all Thirty six girls, Honkers, and Mr. Biden will board Air Force Two for the two hour trip to Chicago to open a new restaurant on State Street. There they will be serenaded by the Daly Family Singers, before moving on to Saint Louis for an opening there.

Next they will travel to Denver, Colorado. While in Denver Mr. Biden will have lunch with Honkers and the Honker Girls.
The Vice president will leave Honkers, the mascot, behind as he makes a solo appearance at a new Honkers Restaurant in Anaheim, California. There he will be greeted by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senator Harry Reid as they announce a new stimulus package providing money for Breast Appreciation Art projects.

Honkers will again catch up with Mr. Biden in Wasilla, Alaska, where Sarah Palin will not be in attendance but thirty six other big bosomed woman will be. Mr. Biden follows the sun to Hawaii where he'll open a Honkers Restaurant with a Barrack Obama Theme. The president's half brother is being flown in from Kenya for the occasion.

Mr. Biden's trip is being financed by Honkers Restaurants Incorporated and a grant from ACORN,the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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