CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Vice-President Joe Biden was in town speaking before The Yellowstone National Park Save The Andalusian Pill Bug From Extinction Committee Conference.
The Committee treasurer said that the committee is strictly funded by the donations from private citizens. She added that last week they held a bake sale at the Cheyenne Court House and they managed to raise $183,000.
Most of the money came from the sale of wedding cakes which sold for an average of $8,000 each. Thousands of anatomically correct bison-shaped cupcakes sold for $12 each.
During the conference Vice-President Biden was asked what he thought about the fact that former Vice-President Dick Cheney had been going around on various TV shows saying that President Obama was not doing a good job in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Detroit.
Biden laughed. He said that the problems in Iraq and Afghanistan have pretty much been addressed. He then said that regarding the problem in Detroit, that is going to take a little more planning and implementation of various elemental factors, episodic contingencies, and segmented superventions.
The vice-president was asked why it is that Cheney who while serving as vice-president for eight years hardly said anything and now that he is out of office he has appeared on the shows of Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, and Laura Ingraham constantly bad-mouthing the efforts of President Obama.
Biden said that the answer was really quite simple. He said, "Cheney is basically a piece of sheep sh*t bully. He is the type of individual who thinks that he can just go around shooting people and getting away with it."
Vice-President Biden continued, "The Nazi-looking jerk is really lucky that his arrogant ass is not sitting in some jail cell with a 6 foot 9 inch black individual who would love to play 'House' with an ugly-looking individual as him."
Biden took a drink of his 7-Up and added, "Look. For goodness sakes. The Rush Limbaugh-looking twit shot a man, and he got away Scott free. Why? Because the man he shot was a fellow Republican who was told to keep his mouth shut or else next time he may get shot with a rocket launcher."
The vice-president said that he would like to chat some more but he had to catch a plane back to Washington. He was asked to please answer one more question.
Biden obliged. He was asked if you could say something to the ex-former, has-been vice-president what would he say.
He grinned and said, "I would point my hard-working Delaware finger in his mouthy white trash face and tell him to shut the F up!"
Joe smiled and said, "I trust that you will clean it up huh."
"Yes sir Mr. Vice-President. No problem."
In Dicky Cheney's defense. No one has ever heard him call his grandmother any bad words such as *hore, *itch, or *lut.
