Osama Bin Laden killed by moon men!

Written by Entertainment24/7

Sunday, 11 October 2009

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Moon. 31 October 2099 - Osama Bin Laden, our world hero, has been killed by the moon men who planned to destroy NASA. He was armed with numerous weapons of mass destruction, including Chuck Norris and a Palin09 Rifle.

David Letterman said it was an enormous shock, but as he was in his bed, we assumed he wasn't talking about Osama, but about the staff member who never turned up.

Next week Friday, 13 November, there will be a burial in the HAMAS area of Palestine, the place he grew up in.

There are rumours that the last thing Osama did was shout a message to earth

"Everyone, Michael Jackson's up here!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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