Osama plans to save planet, NASA and FOX

Written by Entertainment24/7

Sunday, 11 October 2009

The world's most loved man, Osama Bin Laden, has announced that he plans to save the planet from moon creatures who want revenge on NASA for blowing up their internet, their fun and 18andover.web

This comes as a shock to everyone, especially David Letterman, who had to stop Friday Game Time with his staff to hear what Bin Laden had to say.

The US Army have said that they are right behind Osama Bin Laden, and say they will armour him with whatever necessary, including a super deluxe Dick Cheney fishing rod, a Palin09 Rifle and Chuck Norris.

Everyone will be watching their televisions come 31 October, for Osama's journey to (S)hell and back

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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