Yasser Arafat Knew Osama Bin Laden

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Thursday, 20 August 2009

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Gaza City: The Hamas leadership today denounced Yasser Arafat as being Gay, saying "we are killers who hide behind women and children, but he stood behind others."

This latest Hamas revelation is not new, as a power struggle now exists with the Palestinian Authority, as did in 2004 when another rival Palestinian organization leader said "PLO Chairman Arafat died of AIDS." What the press missed then was that the same individual said "the term PLO was mistranslated from Arabic and really means Penis Lust Organization."

After Arafat's death, Osama Bin Laden disappeared in 2005. Until now his vanishing has been a mystery. A CIA source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that "AIDS may have also gotten Osama." He added that "evidence points to clandestine meetings between Yasser and Osama with Ayman al Zawahiri acting as a go between."

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