The 7th International Annual Hamas Anagram competition has been won by Osama Bin Laden.
However, in what has become customary for this man of mystery, murder and mayhem, he once again failed to turn up to receive his prize.
The ceremony was held in a large tent in the back garden of goat herder Ivalottov Donkeesheet's house in the town of Kandahar, near Afghanistan's border with Pakistan.
The four top anagrams were:
Osama bin laden - based on animal
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Ha Ha! demon mud jam aid
Khaled Mashaal - Ah, all mad shake
Suicide Bomber - 'Sue', cried bimbo
There was a disqualification for Tara Palmer Tomkinson - "I'm a plonker moans tart", as the judges felt that having walked through the streets of Khartoum wearing trousers disqualified her from winning such a major prize.
