Apparently Osama bin Laden has not been captured in either Iraq, Afghanistan or anywhere else in the Arab world because he was driving a cab here in the United States.
"THAT was bin Laden", stated New York City cab boss for the ****** ***** Company, the company wishing to be kept quiet because they might be attacked.
"I honestly didn't recognize him" stated Amil Yaks, the cab supervisor. "He has been here a long time until someone began asking questions and he skipped out. He always liked to skip."
"When you think of a monster terrorist grand master, do you think of one who skips, I think not."
All the other cab drivers stated that the man was quiet and kept to himself and showed little emotion except when the Yankees kept losing after hiring all the best players in baseball.
"That is right", stated another cabbie. "I noticed that when the Yankees were beaten by the Red Sox eight times in a row, he made a slash across his throat and went and called someone."
Another thing the supervisor stated was that the man the FBI and the CIA was after did not have a beard but grew a handlebar mustache and said "You all" a lot. He also wore a white cowboy hat and spat tobacco..which turned out to be licorice.
"When the Yankees finally started to win he suddenly yelled out 'Jihad!' really loud but then glanced around and yelled "Yee-Haa!" ten times in a row but I'm sure the first one was 'Jihad!" stated Mr. Yaks.
"What name did he go by?" asked one CIA agent.
"Jew Buck. I did think that odd."
