China invents new method of capital punishment

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Thursday, 1 October 2009

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Beijing, China - Apart from the usual communistic practices, China has invented a new method of capital punishment.

A pool is filled with saltwater and the condemned are placed in the pool.

This is done on a day in which storms are expected.

A tall lightening rod is placed with its base in the pool and its top 200 feet up.

When lightening hits the pole, a little garlic is added to the water.

Not only does the new method conserve power used during execution, but cooking energy is much reduced, not to mention livestock feeding costs.

The new method is being tried in California on bankers and real estate people responsible for the crash of 08.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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