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Funny story: Nashville Woman Seeks Move-in Ready Man

Nashville Woman Seeks Move-in Ready Man

"No more fixer-uppers," said Cassandra Wilshire of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding her search for the man of her dreams, or at least one open to offers in her price range. "Move-in ready is what I'm looking for." Wilshire's search for love has led...

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Funny story: U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale

U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale

Although the United States government’s historic 35-day shutdown will soon be coming to an end, because the financial repercussions of the shutdown have done irreparable damage, the government has announced a going-out-of-business sale. Vice Presi...

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Funny story: Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

An infamous ex-broom cupboard in Kensington, London, has gone on the market for a quarter of a million quid after being turned into an apartment where swinging cats should be avoided! Boris Becker, thrice ex-Wimbledon winner, and now the eternal l...

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Funny story: Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

San Francisco, California - Following the arrest of a score of tourists in San Francisco this past week, the city police department has issued a public service announcement reminding the public that it is illegal to feed minimum-wage workers on the...

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Funny story: Neverland interests buyer

Neverland interests buyer

NEVERLAND, CA-The late, not-so-great Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch in Californicate is "for sale" at "only $67 million." For this low, low price, buyers get not only remorse, but also a zoo, complete with llamas; theme park rides allegedly st...

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Funny story: Vancouver's Hideous Cube Home Agrees to Project Movies

Vancouver's Hideous Cube Home Agrees to Project Movies

Vancouver's most controversial new home has been described as ugly, hideous, and downright unneighborly. Its steel-cube design in the luxurious Point Grey area of Vancouver has polarized local residents who have referred to the house as a "concrete b...

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Funny story: Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

The real estate tycoon formerly known as Donald Trump has gone completely to the dark side and is now known as Darth Hirsutias. At a press conference from Traitors Towers, formerly Trump Towers, the dark lord Hirsutias explained the name change an...

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Funny story: Real Pain In Real Estate

Real Pain In Real Estate

In an outpouring of love for the common man David Cameron has promised to "double the number of cut price starter homes". Back and to the Left news met up with the man behind Cameron's plan on a train heading to Glasgow. We had boarded the train in Hull and had already got to York and slipped onto the Scotland bound train without paying for a ticket. So far so good. What? We looked at the...

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Funny story: French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio. It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...

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Funny story: G20 central banks set to buy all stocks

G20 central banks set to buy all stocks

Wall St. - Stocks rose on the announcement out of the G20 assembly that all stocks would be purchased by the G20 central banks. Recent stock market volatility has the elite concerned that they may loose capital in a market crash, according to ou...

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Funny story: Buying a house? Learn estate agent speak

Buying a house? Learn estate agent speak

Buying a house can be a stressful time. This stress is further compounded by a group of people who make the News of The World hackers seem positively saint like. I am of course talking about estate agents. Estate agents have invented a completely new type of language that's designed to confuse and confound ordinary people into submission. Their descriptive prose is so expertly engineered that...

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Funny story: China facing dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation

China facing dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation

One of China's leading economists has said that the country is facing the possibility of a dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation which could put growth at risk. This headline is a cause for great concern. The majority of the Chinese...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Realtors Who Sold Foreclosed-Upon Houses To Give Their Commission Back

Obama Orders Realtors Who Sold Foreclosed-Upon Houses To Give Their Commission Back

For every half-broke family who were advised to "buy as much house as you can get financing for" during the sub-prime lending craze, there was a mortgage broker, and a realtor, an Attorney for buyer and seller, a title insurance company, and countles...

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Funny story: Real Estate Derivative Futures Soar

Real Estate Derivative Futures Soar

Leave it to Wall Street to come up with yet another derivative deviation that is targeted for Global Warming believers. Math geniuses at Pamona Junior College have happened upon a math formulas that can be used to calculate future real estate values...

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Funny story: Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

New York, NY - By now, most people have seen the news that Rush Limbaugh is selling his New York Penthouse condo and moving out of New York due to the high rise in taxes. He said he would move and he's keeping his promise so far. Many wish he would h...

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Funny story: Sinking U.S. housing market causes realtors to turn to magic

Sinking U.S. housing market causes realtors to turn to magic

With the seemingly unstoppable slide in property prices, the nation's realtors have taken to drastic means to restart the boom. Beginning in the city of Phoenix, one of the harder hit areas, real estate professionals have formulated exotic ri...

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Funny story: Obama, Limbaugh Regret Realtor's Mistake

Obama, Limbaugh Regret Realtor's Mistake

A Honolulu based realtor mistakenly booked radio personality Rush Limbaugh, and President Barrack Obama into the same Hawaiian vacation condo at the same time. The mistake was discovered after Mr. Limbaugh arrived and tried to take possession of the...

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