Goony President Gaddafi was allowed diplomatic immunity today after refusing to drop his trousers whilst US customs attempted to search his ginormous fat waistline!
The mega-arrogant-loony Libyan President ordered the "US Custom Infidels" to drop to their knees and beg for forgiveness, they did! He was then swiftly driven away by his private entourage in the direction of the Libyan emabassy!
US customs swore they felt explosives strapped to Gaddafi and immediately informed the FBI who attempted to halt the entourage, but Gaddafi claimed diplomatic immunity, stuck a hand-grenade in their visages, told them to "FUCK OFF" in best Libyan and they waved him on, Allah be with you!
Later Gaddafi, slightly slimmer, appeared before the UN claiming his innocence and swearing revenge on the US Imperialist devils and was given a standing ovation by German, French, Italien and Russian diplomats amongst others!
These extraordinary events happened on US soil by the way and Gaddafi whilst getting pissed out of his "pea-brains" in his 7****** luxury hotel passed his suicide bombs on to his dark skinned Arab looking waiters and ordered them to Fatwah the fucking US customs offices, the UN, the Israeli Embassy and the Statue of Liberty!
They all dropped to their knees before the "Almighty" direct rep of Allah and swore to carry out his orders!
Goon Gaddafi promised the waiters that they would be supplied with enough explosives to blow NY sky high but ordered them to wait until Thanksgiving Day before they "Cold Turkey" the joint and promptly thanked the US for their kind invitation!!
