Stockbroker suicide from Sir Terence Con-Artist restraurant

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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Diners didn't give a fig for all that self-attention seeking hype

London - (Salmonella Ass Mess): Amuse bouche??

Ya know that gut feeling feeling in the pit of yer stomach that says something was well dodgy about the king prawns alfredo?

Well today a City stockbroker made the ultimate in gastronomic statements by jumping off the roof of Sir Terence Con-Artist's Coq d'Argent restaurant after being rumbled in a Deutche Bank sting op targetting Bloomberg traders' dining expense accounts.

The No 1 Poultry, EC2 eaterie had previously been listed by Swiss euthanasia clinics as one of the top favorite jumping off platforms for diehard self-exit wannabes in the City of London.

It ranks only second to the Diana Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain in Hype Park for those who want to make a bit of a spalsh ahead of drowning in London's premier c-difficile/Plutonium-210 toxic soup.

Third place goes to the Northern Line in the rush hour where a trip from Bank to Morden is a guaranteed killer.

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