Taliban Groupie Gets Her Naked Ass Whipped Again

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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

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I Get It Too, Sometimes!

Assera Abida, an Iraqi woman who has a kink for having her naked ass beaten by rods, went through another wonderful episode again Monday, according to a village leader who, from risk of losing his tongue, wanted to remain anonymous.

According to the village chief, Abida follows the groups from town to town and always makes some kind of small sin against the Taliban law so that they sentence her over and over again, to be beaten by rods.

"She has a head covering so they never know it's the same woman and it is not always the same Taliban group. Plus they put a sheet over her bottom but she always manages to lose it after the second or third lick."

When asked why the Taliban have not discovered the scared buns from previous beatings, we were told that the one delivering the blows must avert their eyes as much as possible or they will be blind by the next morning, according to Taliban law.

"She was here about a month ago, this one. I always lead the cheers so I can take a peek and I recognized those buns from four or five months ago."

"This time a leader of the Taliban noticed that her butt was scarred and asked her about it. She said that she had committed the same awful crime of her nose sticking out from below her veil and so, since she had committed the same infraction of the wondrous Taliban, she deserved a double beating."

When asked if there are other masochist followers of the Taliban, the leader stated that there were several.

"And one of them is a man."

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